was in the badlands of Rhode Island...in the temple of Gib Kwon Do.......
Master Albino Bob is quietly cleaning and reassembling his rocket launcher
(blindfolded of course...as was his norm for disassembling his weapons) and
Grandmaster Gib was meditating in his Lotus position levitating above the
Trainee Bodhi silently approaches...so as not to startle either of his
masters...."Yes Bodhi..what can I do for you" bellows Master Albino Bob
(the soul devourer)....Bodhi jumps in amazement as he realizes Master Bob
still was blindfolded!!!!!
"Master...how did you know it was I approaching?" asked an incredulous
Bodhi...."I sensed your presence as you rounded the corner in the
courtyard" laughed Master Bob....."But..But...that is 700 feet away......."
"Only when you have mastered the art of Gib Kwon Do will you understand its
true power" said Master Bob (the Death Bringer)
All the while Grandmaster Gib floated motionless in his Lotus
position...seemingly in a trance..and paying Bodhi and Albino Bob no mind...
"Watch this...trainee"....whispered Albino Bob (the White Death)....as he
deftly flicked a double edged knife from his boot and flung it directly at
Grandmaster Gib....without a flinch, Grandmaster Gib caught the blade in
mid-air inches from his face with both hands and flung it so it landed with
a spronggggg....directly between Master Bob's feet....all this without
opening his eyes or being disturbed from his meditation.....
"Do you not see the power of Gib Kwon Do??Only through its mastery can you
achieve Nirvana in these savage times.."said Albino Bob (the Albino Plague)
"Master...I have learned much from my stay here at the temple....but I must
leave...You see...the evil King Bad Mutha Fuka has launched an assault on
my trusted ally, Sir Jeffulot, and I must go aid my friend!!" said Trainee
"You are not ready...you must complete your training!!!Anything else will
result in your certain death!!!You will be no aid to your trusted friend
and ally Jeffulot until you have mastered these lost arts!!!" said Albino
Bob (the wise)
"Master...I must go...these are my friends!!!!!The Bad Mutha Fuka and his
evil imp Direwolf have spread their evil ways all over WadAsia..the Castle
has been turned into a bordello and WadAsia is now a "Playa's
Paradise"....Jeffulot cannot hold off a frontal assault from both Bad Mo Fo
and Dire (as they were in the dishonorable habit of teaming up in
battles)....I have no choice Master...I must go...I will then return to
complete my training!!!" a shaking and weeping Bodhi said........
"If you go...it is of your own choosing...if you stay it is also of your
own choosing.....It is a bad idea...and I can feel your doubt and
fear....but if you must go....please remember what you have learned...If
you get lucky..you may survive"
With that Master Bob turned and walked away.....
Bodhi knew what he must do...he saddled up his fastest stallion and
galloped off towards WadAsia........
As he approached the Castle gates, Bodhi's nose was assaulted by the smell
of burning flesh.....the battlefields were strewn with dead and dying
soldiers from the two opposing armies...Bad Mo Fo's in their solid black
and Jeffulot's in their black suits with blood stained white shirts......
A loud clanking could be heard in the courtyard.....Bodhi raced toward the
castle gates and flung them open....inside Jeffulot and Bad Mo Fo were
battling..to the death...the evil imp Direwolf was nowhere to be found...as
his arch nemesis....the mother..had banned him from the battles......
With loud explosions and the rat-a-tat of the nail guns the two warriors
fought....Just then the evil king dropped to the ground and flung a handful
of dirt into Jeffulot's face (a most cowardly move) and Jeffulot..now
blinded fired towards where he thought the Evil Bad Mo Fo was...missing him
by inches....The evil king swiftly ran behind Jeffulot and fired.....
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed Bodhi as his friend Jeffulot received the death
blow and slunk to the ground.......
Bodhi ran forward and grabbed Jeffulot....trying to stop the blood spurting
from his filleted insides.......A dying Jeffulot whispered:"Run Bodhi....he
is too strong...his powers increase with every life he takes....return to
the temple and avenge me when you are finished your training....." and with
that he died.....
"Noooooo!!!" screamed Bodhi who jumped to his feet......drawing his rocket
launcher and firing point-blank at the evil king's stomach......The king
fell back and laughed...he rose....holding his side and said...."Is but a
flesh wound...now you must die!!!!" as he ran at Bodhi.....
Bodhi...remembering his Gib Kwon Do.... rocket jumped up to the upper
parapet running around the castle walls.......he spun and drew a bead on
the king...just as the king followed Bodhi up to the upper level with a
rocket jump of his own....."I have spies even in the sacred temple of Gib
Kwon Do..I know your secrets now......Now you will die!!!"The king fired as
Bodhi flung himself off the top wall of the castle...turning in mid-air and
firing...the rocket smashed harmlessly into the wall besides the evil
king......."I can use my dark powers to redirect your puny assaults....now
you WILL die"...and with that the King fired literally dozens of rockets at
Bodhi.....try as he might...and with his best newly acquired skillz....he
could not stave off the evil king's assault.......Bodhi was mortally
wounded...and lay dying.......
The evil king sauntered up to Bodhi's dying form and said....."You have
fought well...but you are no match for me....I shall leave you here to
contemplate your foolishness...as your blood drains from you and stains my
and with that he turned and headed into the castle......grabbing two
servant girls to comfort him and tend his wounds (and whatever other dark
needs he may have)
As Bodhi was blacking out...he felt himself being dragged...he vaguely
remembered a Huge Dark Form dragging him out of the Castle....in his waning
consciousness....he thought it was the Dark Knight...possibly saving his
life by carrying him to the Badlands of Rhode Island to the sacred temple
of Gib Kwon Do.....??????????????
Bodhi-the bard storyteller of WadAsia
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council
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