h Fellow Quakesters,
The Noble Bodhisattva must go on a pilgrimage to the lands in the north.
He and Lady Kimberly must visit the holy child, the goddaughter to me'
Lady. These yankees live as savages...with satelite tv but NO FU*KIN
COMPUTER. So, we shall rough it this weekend and return on Tues.
The Noble Bodhisattva felt that his fellow Quakesters should be aware of
his absence so they might ponder the importance of his existence and
anxiously await his return. Anyone in need of spiritual guidance during
this long weekend should contact Sir Jeffulot (spiritual leader in training)
Speaking of Sir Jefulot....The WadAsian War Counsel has deemed that his
trouncing by The Dark One, while spectactular, is shrouded by a cloud of
The Dark One has been tested for Performance Altering Substances(PAS), and the
results have come back positive....So positive, in fact, that 6 samples
were taken from The Dark One...None of our Alchemists and Wizards could
believe the levels of Performance Altering Substances found in the Dark
One chemist reported "there were enough chemicals in his blood to make a
WadAsian rhino stoned"
So fellow Quakesters, the WadAsian War Council has agreed to let this
trouncing stand, but have issued the following reprimand:
"We the WadAsian War Counsel do formally reprimand the Dark Knight for using
chemical means to defeat Sir Jeffulot. We warn the Dark One that these
substances can cause you great peril, such as floating out of your chair
while in battle, or mistaking your mouse for a twinkie. We have made
arrangements for the Dark One to join a 12 step program called the Warriors
Temperance Union. A program in which he will be taught many new things,
such as basket weaving and how to make potholders."
p.s. The Noble Bodhisattva has actually been placed in protective custody
beacause of his reporting on the reprimand of the Dark Knight. We felt his
life could be at risk from large quantities of rockets slamming into his
torso. Please direct all messages to us:
The Federal Bureau of Protection
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council
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