nce upon a time, millions of years ago when the planet was being formed, along with
the fiery lava flow from the bowels of the planet, a strange and bizzare
substance flowed towards the top of the surface. Instead of reacting with
the abundance of other chemicals, like the first amino acids that started
all life on the planet, this vile and bizarre subtance laid dormant lying
just inches below the planet's surface. It slumbered through millions of
years of change and evolution. With no explanation, this hideous substance
of unkown and malignant origin began to react with the seweage of society.
After years of these reactions, the incipid substance began to form a being
that resembled a man, but it was no man.
At it's birth, this vile creature laid havok upon all mortal
humans, all the while realizing it's superior origin. With superior
intellect and strength, this anti-man has blended into society in order to
anihilate all that is living from within, much like a parasitical virus.
It's sole purpose of existance is only to destroy. Venturing from kingdom
to kingdom, slowly laying waste to all, this monstosity is on way to
Wadasia. Unbeknownst to all, this harbringer of death and decay plans to
slowly gain the populace's confidence and then obliterate them. Only a
handful of survivors from it's exploits have lived long enough, as they are
all dead now, to tell of the carnage this anti-man has bestowed uopn the
face of the planet.
Shortly before dying of a mysterious and evil flesh eating
bacteria, given to this poor peasant farmer by the fowl beast, her last
words were...."He looked like a noble man, come to save us all. Instead he
destroyed us all. His saintly exterior was a farce. I saw him change into
that hideous beast. It had eight eyes, a tail with enormous spikes, three
arms with razor sharp claws, fangs the size of daggers, three ludicrously
enormous penises that spwered forth a vile substance that disintegrated
everything it touched. It was hideous. It particularly enjoyed feasting on
hordes of young women. We had thought we killed it. But it rose from it's
ashes only to become stronger. I have seen the face of death. It is this
creature of evil. And it has name. Some called it Carnal, Duke of
Dismemberment or Grotus the Devourer. It even became known to be called the
Spewmeister. But it has only one true name. This is what I heard it call
itself, let the world know that death has a name....... ...........Phallus
the Penetrator. Beware."
~ The WadAsian High Council
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